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  <title>Behold, the Power of Rum</title>
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  <description>&lt;em&gt;Wherein the clarity provided by strong drink reveals the true nature of the relationship between Haytham and Lysias.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Lysias shuts the door behind the departing Surayya, and sags against it. &amp;quot;Oh, man. I thought I was a goner, for sure, when she came in.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham gives Lysias an arch look. &amp;quot;A grim look, or a smile? It&apos;s hard to know which is worse.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Even worse,&amp;quot; Lysias winces. &amp;quot;It was a /sweet/ smile.&amp;quot; He slinks back to his cushion and drops down. &amp;quot;She was displeased that I came back dead, and even more that she didn&apos;t know ... you know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham finds himself a cushion, sitting neatly with his glass of water. &amp;quot;Does she know the rest as well, now? Between your inability to stay dead and the small fur matter, you&apos;re a man full of surprises.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias rubs the back of his neck, &amp;quot;Er, no. She doesn&apos;t.&amp;quot; He does direct a humored half-grin Haytham&apos;s way, &amp;quot;Says the man who speaks with the dead and flies in through people&apos;s windows.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Which she knows about,&amp;quot; Haytham points serenely. &amp;quot;Though I try not to advertise either here in Amber. The strangest people take either part far too personally.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias releases a small sigh. &amp;quot;I first discovered my ability to recover from death when I was knifed in an alley, and woke up, rather confused the next evening. It was similar, when I first became a fuzzball.&amp;quot; He slants a grin, &amp;quot;It&apos;s not exactly something I&apos;ve had much call to discuss. People don&apos;t /do/ that, where I was raised. Instead, they beat children for making up tales.&amp;quot; He drinks from his glass, grins again, &amp;quot;Have you told me everything you can do? What about her, or the Vizier?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Maybe not everything,&amp;quot; Haytham says. He slants a thin smile at Lysias. &amp;quot;No, decidedly not everything, but the important parts. They know more, but a man must have some secrets, else where does he gather his air of mystery?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Where, indeed?&amp;quot; Lysias laughs and drains his glass of its contents. Then he winks at Haytham, &amp;quot;Never you fear, dear Falcon. You&apos;ve taken your place quite solidly among those of mystery. I can&apos;t imagine anything tha tmight shake you from that pedastal.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;One of these days I&apos;ll slip up and offer entirely concrete information in a timely manner,&amp;quot; Haytham says, &amp;quot;and I&apos;ll lose all that carefully cultivated air at once. I have no idea what I&apos;ll do after such a tragedy. You can always go back to privateering, whether or not your secrets are known.&amp;quot; (repose)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias laughs at that, settling back onto his cushion. &amp;quot;Just smile mysteriously and claim to have been speaking for the dead.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;The dead don&apos;t actually say much that&apos;s of use,&amp;quot; Haytham says. &amp;quot;That&apos;s the deep dark secret of all necromancy, in my opinion. How very prosaic most of it is. Yes, yes, dark powers and seeing beyond life, but death is actually a great deal like life, except with biology mattering less, and then eventually a door.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias shrugs prosaically. &amp;quot;I never remember it. But the dead do seem to hold mysteries for those with no real contact to it. I doubt you&apos;re at much risk.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says languidly, &amp;quot;I really must ask you questions the next time you&apos;re dead. If nothing else, it&apos;ll keep me out of mischief until you&apos;re alive again.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias leans forward at that, and grins. &amp;quot;Speaking of mischief, that means we&apos;re good to go. If we have an official task from the Priestess..&amp;quot; He flings an arm out, gesturing toward the sea. &amp;quot;I can find us a ship.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham looks out towards the theoretical see. Towards a wall, in this case. &amp;quot;How long does it take to find a new ship? I gather they can&apos;t be ordered quite like jars of marmalade.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias jumps up, &amp;quot;Care for something else to drink? I think I need something a bit stronger than water.&amp;quot; Then he replies, &amp;quot;That would depend upon what manner of acquisition you&apos;re after. I can commandeer one, on official business. Or I could borrow one. Purchasing one would take rather more time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Whatever you&apos;re having, if you&apos;re willing to slide me back to the door of my room should I overindulge,&amp;quot; Haytham says, back to mild amusement. &amp;quot;I suppose it remains to be seen what sort of quest we&apos;re sent on, for what kind of ship is required. I never did learn the differences between them. There are big ships, and little ships, and that&apos;s about as much as I follow.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;THere are raiding ships, battle ships, pleasure boats, and..&amp;quot; Lysias cracks a grin. &amp;quot;But you didn&apos;t mean to ask for a lecture, did you. I tend to prefer raiders. Sleek, fast, combat capable. Not suited for lengthy over the ocean voyages, but where&apos;s the fun in sailing if you don&apos;t stop and see some of what you&apos;re passing by?&amp;quot; He pulls out a bottle of araq, and fills two fresh glasses with the liquer, ice and a bit of water.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham waves a hand in the air. &amp;quot;Stop, see some of what you&apos;re passing by, attack it and set it ablaze after removing all valuables?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias turns, holding out the glass, nonplussed, though his devilish humor dances in his gaze. &amp;quot;Only if it&apos;s boring. One can hardly return to enjoy a pleasant port if it&apos;s been razed to the ground.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham sits up to take the glass. &amp;quot;A point well made. And thus the ports of all the nations of the Golden Circle are saved from being endlessly razed, by providing amusement to passing privateers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;It works rather well for everyone, I would say,&amp;quot; Lysias grins. He bows playfully, and offers the glass. &amp;quot;Your drink, sir.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham smiles sharply as he accepts the drink. &amp;quot;Now that I can&apos;t picture you as. Waiter or butler. Privateer, yes, but never a butler. You&apos;d have made an improper suggestion to the lady of the house and stabbed someone with a soup tureen before the fish course, if you ever tried.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias laughs as he rises, then drops gracefully into his seat. &amp;quot;And been fired on the spot. But what an evening it&apos;d have been! What grandeur and excitement! The lord of the house would find his dinner the talk of the town.&amp;quot; He lifts his glass, drinks, and chuckles. &amp;quot;The real question is would the lady have taken me up on it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;If what the local gossips say is true, and I wouldn&apos;t count on that,&amp;quot; Haytham says, &amp;quot;the ladies of Amber will take up the offers of any men with most of their teeth and a recent bath. And not all of them are quite so picky about the bathing. So I would say your chances would be excellent.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Oh ho,&amp;quot; Lysias chuckles, &amp;quot;You would have placed me in the manor of an Amber noble.&amp;quot; He scratches his chin in thought, &amp;quot;I&apos;m not so certain the evening would have gone as planned, in this locale. I&apos;ve never found Amberites to possess much appeal. You&apos;d have to settle for the filching of jewels, and a stabbing, perhaps a duel or two.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;If it should ever happen, I&apos;ll be sure to come cheer you on,&amp;quot; Haytham says. &amp;quot;Though by &apos;cheering&apos; I mean waiting to see if you need anything reattached, or a discreet trip to the morgue, after the duels and stabbing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I&apos;ll be sure to slip you an invitation to any such dinner.&amp;quot; Lysias drinks from his glass, chuckles. &amp;quot;Luckily for me, I&apos;m not the servile sort. I&apos;d rather be out on my ship, or off planning adventure. Although I really do wonder, why you think I&apos;d murmur such improprities to the lady of the house over her husband?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;When you put it that way, I can see my hypothetical is largely in error. Perhaps it&apos;s because I can&apos;t quite see you beating the indignant lady of the house over the head with the soup tureen. Maybe a gravy boat instead?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias slants a grin, &amp;quot;Have you /seen/ the ladies of Amber? They&apos;re quite frightening when angry, and many duel more quickly than their lords. I&apos;d throw teacups, from a distance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;The teacups here are horribly dainty.&amp;quot; He tries his drink, almost daintily himself. &amp;quot;You might be better off flinging spoons and teapots.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias considers this, &amp;quot;Dinner plates and serving platters, perhaps?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;So long as you remember to keep one as a shield against returning fire.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;No ducking and dodging?&amp;quot; Lysias queries, quite interested.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;If they&apos;re merely throwing spoons, ducking will suffice. If they begin throwing soup? You&apos;ll want more cover. And let&apos;s not even begin to speak about the jellies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Ahh, the jellies,&amp;quot; Lysias nods in agreement. &amp;quot;A lady once threw a pot of mint jelly my way. Terrible stuff, that. I believe that jacket is still stained green.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham sips his drink, and asks in idle curiosity, &amp;quot;Was that one of the ladies who followed it up with stabbing, or with a passionate embrace?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias rests a hand upon his heart, and laughs. &amp;quot;Such little credit you give me, I&apos;m crushed. Must it be one or the other?&amp;quot; He winks, and leans forward to stage whisper, &amp;quot;I&apos;d just unknowingly walked off with her date.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Ah,&amp;quot; Haytham says wisely. &amp;quot;Jelly, then stabbing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;The gentleman came to my defense, of course.&amp;quot; Lysias sips from his drink, &amp;quot;WHich turned her wrath on him. I do believe they&apos;re wedded, now.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;A story with a happy ending, and no stabbing. I may never yet understand romance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Well, if you want stabbings,&amp;quot; Lysias smiles. &amp;quot;I&apos;ve had a romance or two end with the sharp end of a knife between my ribs.&amp;quot; He chews on a piece of ice, slowly, &amp;quot;But you never speak of your romances.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham swirls his drink about. &amp;quot;I try not to tell boring stories.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias grins, and reaches out to clap Haytham on the back, &amp;quot;Then you&apos;re clearly not meeting the right wom-.&amp;quot; He stops abruptly, laughs, and peers at Haytham through lidded eyes, &amp;quot;You almost got me. But it&apos;s alright, no need to say more.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham&apos;s smile is thin and skewed. &amp;quot;It would be a very /short/ story, too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias crunches the ice cube. &amp;quot;I don&apos;t know whether to envy or pity you.&amp;quot; He slants another grin, winks, &amp;quot;I&apos;m always here for you, man.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham chuckles dryly. &amp;quot;I&amp;quot;ll remember that, if I find myself suffering from a sudden need for comfort.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Comforting, that&apos;s me,&amp;quot; Lysias grins. &amp;quot;Comforting, infuriating, shameless, I&apos;m a dictionary of adjectives.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;Some day all the people you&apos;ve known will start comparing notes, and compile a thorough list. And then what will you do?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias sips more from his drink. &amp;quot;I would die of shame, but we&apos;ve already established I&apos;ve got none. I&apos;d have to do something completely unexpected, and....... blush?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham raises an eyebrow. &amp;quot;You? Never. I cannot imagine it.&amp;quot; (repose)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;And thus it&apos;d be completely unexpected,&amp;quot; Lysias grins, delighted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;Truly, your logic is impeccable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias peers at Haytham, lips twitching at the corners, &amp;quot;Why do I always feel as though you&apos;re laughing, when your tone sounds just like that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says gravely, &amp;quot;I have no idea,&amp;quot; and has a sip of his drink. &amp;quot;It must be that air of mystery.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste comes here from the direction of the Grand Entrance - Alhambran Embassy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste has arrived.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias points at Haytham, grinning, &amp;quot;Which you cultivate so well. I&apos;m sure you&apos;re laughing, but.. ok, I&apos;m really not quite sure at all. I&apos;d hate to see you angry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I try not to get angry,&amp;quot; Haytham says. &amp;quot;It never goes well in my family.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias peers at Haytham&apos;s glass, and lifts the bottle. Presumably to refill his, although it&apos;s left held on display for the moment, &amp;quot;Is drunk allowed?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste taps lightly on the door, bottle of something in the crook of her arm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;Oh, yes. We never do anything more than ordinarily horrible while drunk.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias cocks his head at the door, &amp;quot;I&apos;m popular tonight.&amp;quot; He chuckles, sets the bottle down, and rises to open it. His room is what one might expect, charts and burlesque prints are tacked to the walls, there are knicknacks and keepsakes, a liquer cabinet, and Alhambran-styled cushions to serve as seating. &amp;quot;Ahhh, it&apos;s a Dragon, come to brave the Sea Dog&apos;s den.&amp;quot; He grins, seemingly quite entertained by this. &amp;quot;Do come in and join us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;Are you sure it&apos;s not the mud puppy&apos;s den?&amp;quot; She steps in, &amp;quot;I&apos;m not intruding, am I? Hello, Hayhtham.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham waves with his glass, ice cubes clinking within. &amp;quot;Far be it from me to defend this man&apos;s sacred chambers and honor against incursions.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias shuts the door behind Celeste, and smiles. &amp;quot;I was attempting to get Haytham drunk. And rather failing, but there is always hope.&amp;quot; He eyes the bottle under Celeste&apos;s arm, and grins. &amp;quot;Have you come to ply me with booze?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;Depends. What happens if I say yes?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;I suspect that he will entirely give in to temptation, but we may await his definitive answer on that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias scratches his chin thoughtfully, &amp;quot;I&apos;d have to decide how much of a struggle to give you. I&apos;m not certain I could hold out.&amp;quot; He grins lopsidedly, &amp;quot;But I&apos;ll never go down without a fight!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste&apos;s eyes narrow suddenly and there&apos;s a suddenly very predatory look that has nothing to do with seduction as she flashes a grin, &amp;quot;Really?&apos; she shoves the bottle at him and saunters in, &amp;quot;How are you, Haytham?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Not drunk yet,&amp;quot; Haytham says, &amp;quot;though recently acquired knowledge tells me there&apos;s a fiendish plot out to change this situation. You have delivered anyone unconscious to my doorstep yet, so I suppose it could be better.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias oofs, catching the bottle. He glances at the label, then follows Celeste back in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste&apos;s brought in a very fine minosian rum, from the palace&apos;s private stock, &amp;quot;She peers at Haytham, that didn&apos;t make much sense, you sure you&apos;re not drunk?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;Quite.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Now we&apos;re in the money,&amp;quot; Lysias grins quite broadly. &amp;quot;I wonder if it would mix well.&amp;quot; A pause, he reflects, &amp;quot;It looks to fine to ruin with experiments. Rum it is! Who wants rum?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;Me, of course, though I hate to tell you I don&apos;t get drunk.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;In that case I had better try the rum, to make up for the lack of overall drunkenness in the room.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias throws open the liquer cabinet, and pulls out three glasses. &amp;quot;It&apos;s probably true,&amp;quot; he sighs mournfully to Haytham. &amp;quot;Given how long the lady can hold her breath, she&apos;s probably immune to a good buzz. It&apos;s up to us!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;I learned a new trick as well.&amp;quot; she grins crookedly, &amp;quot;I no longer need sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;No sleep, nothing from drinking. What do you do for fun, Lady Dragon?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I was just about to wonder,&amp;quot; Lysias hands out the rum. &amp;quot;My life would lose all meaning, if those pleasures were lost.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;I could answer that, but I&apos;m too much the lady. And since when is sleeping &apos;fun&apos;?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias grins, and somehow manages to drop onto his cushion without spilling a drop of drink. &amp;quot;Sleeping is always fun, especially with the right company.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham raises an eyebrow to Lysias. &amp;quot;And here I was wrong all along in thinking that you did more than sleep with the company you brought home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;A gentleman never tells,&amp;quot; Lysias assures Haytham. &amp;quot;And neither do I.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste lifts an eyebrow and eyes the pair of them, &amp;quot;This is the first time I&apos;ve been here.&amp;quot; She pouts, &amp;quot;You&apos;re calling me a stick in the mud.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Not at all,&amp;quot; Haytham says. &amp;quot;Merely implying it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias waves his glass toward one of the cushions, and grins up at Celeste, &amp;quot;Have a seat, enjoy, take a load off. I don&apos;t know you nearly well enough for any names, aside from beautiful and frightening.&amp;quot; He says in a stage whisper to Haytham, &amp;quot;She can shrug off being hit by a wooden beam large enough to serve as a bowsprit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste laughs at Haytham and mutters, &amp;quot;Well, shall I sing a song, do a dance? Entertain you until I am no long vanilla in your eyes?&amp;quot; she raspberries at Haytham, &amp;quot;And hush, you. It left a big ol bruise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham leans back on his elbows. &amp;quot;No, I require very little entertainment. Lysias here could tell you extremely dull stories about the lack of excitement in my life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias grins. &amp;quot;It&apos;s true!&amp;quot; he declares, wicked humor dancing behind his smile. &amp;quot;He lives his life vicariously through me. Unless one discounts that time he single-handedly defeated a shipful of pirates. Or the time he drove a pack of wild jackals into flight. Or the time he cut the head from that gargoyle clean off its shoulders with a single blow. Or the time he... Yup.. dreadfully boring. Bores me to tears, he does.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;Really, Lysias. You know full well the gargoyle&apos;s head was going to fall off the next time anyone happened to lay a hand on it. The neck was rotted clean through.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste peers at the pair of them &amp;quot;Y&apos;all both nutters, aren&apos;t you? So I&apos;m boring, Haytham&apos;s boring, Lyias-entertain us.&amp;quot; she winks playfuly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias grins at Haytham. &amp;quot;Excuses, excuses. Did the head not fly off?&amp;quot; He drains his glass of rum, and reaches for the bottle to pour another glass. Celeste is given another one of his broad grins, &amp;quot;Stories or live performances? I&apos;m shameless, and might be convinced to provide either.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;If you take out the skirt with the bells on the hem, I may need more rum.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste lifts an eyebrow and wonders to Haytham, &amp;quot;Any suggestions before it comes to belly dancing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias shrugs expansively to Haytham, still grinning. &amp;quot;What could I do? You know he&apos;d have killed us if I hadn&apos;t put it on.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says confidentially to Celeste, &amp;quot;He&apos;s just trying to cover up the fact that he enjoys making chiming sounds wherever he walks.&amp;quot; He takes a small sip from his glass, and suggests, &amp;quot;You could take your shirt off again. It worked so well for the two of you the last time I saw you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;I could, but somehow I fail to see how the two of you staring at my breasts would amuse /me/.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;We could make Lysias take off his shirt instead. Turnabout is fair play.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias looks down at his chest, and accuses Haytham with a laugh in his voice, &amp;quot;You just want to plot out likely places for that tattoo.&amp;quot; He waggles a finger, &amp;quot;I&apos;m on to you, no fooling me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;Tattoo?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;What tatoo could be so bad you&apos;d have to sneak it on him?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;The one directing the return of his body to the embassy, if found lying in a ditch somewhere.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;I can&apos;t understand why he&apos;d object. It&apos;s so practical.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias heaves a grand sigh, and laments with full dramatic grandeur to Celeste, &amp;quot;Now you see the truth. He doesn&apos;t love me, he just wants my body. What&apos;s a boy to do.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;I could answer but it&apos;d be crude.&amp;quot; she admits with amusement, &amp;quot;Property of Haytham. I&apos;m not asking where you would put that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;Oh, he&apos;s not my property. I only claim his inevitable corpse in the name of Alhambra. I was thinking along his back, where it would be seen if he were bobbing around in the water.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;He would sink first, wouldn&apos;t rise until bacteria caused his body to bloat with excess gas.&amp;quot; She smirks &amp;quot;the things one learns in medschool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;By all means,&amp;quot; Lysias grins, waving his glass. &amp;quot;Be crude.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham waves his arm in a way that might be a flourished bow if he weren&apos;t leaning back on an elbow. &amp;quot;Oh, never. I only speak of corpses in the most refined terms. Lady Dragon, I don&apos;t suppose you&apos;re familiar with embalming techniques?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;Well, I&apos;m not a mortician but on occasion I&apos;m required to do so when the bodies start stacking up. I...typically avoid wasting my time on the dead. That&apos;s feldane&apos;s cup of tea.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Ooh,&amp;quot; Lysias refills his glass. &amp;quot;Shoptalk.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;I meant to ask you how you handled the eyes, given they shrink so quickly as all that fluid dries up. But it&apos;s the kind of thing that isn&apos;t as important to people here in Amber, it seems.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;You remove the eyes and stuff them with cotton or sawdust and sew them shut. Are you a morgue worker?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;I usually prefer pearl onions, myself. I suppose that one&apos;s term for my profession.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;What,&amp;quot; Lysias says, &amp;quot;Not glass?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;Why bother with glass if you&apos;re sewing the eyes shut anyway?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says to Lysias in mild censure, &amp;quot;You can&apos;t bury people with glass eyes. It&apos;s not proper.&amp;quot; He gives his glass a mildly surprised look, upon discovering it&apos;s finally empty. &amp;quot;It&apos;s just not real embalming if you do everything in a slipshod manner and assume that the wrappings will cover it. It&apos;s an art.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias rather helpfully fills Haytham&apos;s glass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;Yeah, well, I&apos;m a physician not an artist. My job is to keep folks alive. After they die, it&apos;s no longer my problem. Most of the time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;I do nothing whatsoever--thank you, Lysias--for keeping people alive, but dealing with the dead is entirely my problem. It only goes to show there&apos;s someone for everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste wrinkles her nose, &amp;quot;And what&apos;s brought you to Amber then?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;No one dead. So far.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias says blithely, &amp;quot;I was assigned here, and he just can&apos;t bear living without me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;You two make a cute couple.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste smirks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham raises an eyebrow. &amp;quot;Lysias, what have you been telling this Dragon?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias clutches his stomach, and his shoulders shake as he just about collapses into laughter. &amp;quot;Haven&apos;t you been listening? You&apos;ve been right here for the entirety of the discussion.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste Grins impishly, &amp;quot;As to your comment about him only wanting you for your body, my only suggestion would be: be the first one to the lube.&amp;quot; she shrugs, &amp;quot;See? crass.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;Lady Dragon, I have not had nearly enough to drink for that to become an issue.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias gasps for breath, and laughs even harder.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste chuckles softly, &amp;quot;He&apos;s not a hard one to amuse, is he, Haytham?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham tries his new drink cautiously. &amp;quot;And here I thought I was naturally entertaining.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias manages to break in enough breaths that he doesn&apos;t suffocate, and sits up a bit straighter, though further laughs do threaten to continue to escape his lips. &amp;quot;It&apos;s one of my many irrefutable charms.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste says, &amp;quot;Irrefutable.&amp;quot; she agrees with a drawl. She rises and stretches, &amp;quot;I should return to office. I&apos;ve been most lax, but thought I&apos;d drop the bottle off on my way home.&amp;quot;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias grins, and stands as well. &amp;quot;And a most appreciated gift it is. Thank you ever so much for dropping by, it was lovely to see you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham lifts his glass towards Celeste. &amp;quot;It is always interesting to be in your company.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste lifts an eyebrow and comments dryly with a grin, &amp;quot;yours as well. Fare thee well, you two.&amp;quot; and with that she slips out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste goes home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celeste has left.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham eyes Lysias, after Celeste has gone. And does not say anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The corners of Lysias&apos; mouth twitch. &amp;quot;More rum?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham shakes his glass to show it&apos;s barely a third emptied. &amp;quot;It usually takes longer that for women to start assuming strange things about my sexual practices.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias struggles, mostly successfully, to avoid collapsing into laughter again. &amp;quot;Shouldn&apos;t you be pleased?&amp;quot; Humor stains his voice rich and velvet. &amp;quot;She put me on the bottom.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham drinks more rum, a little more quickly than before. &amp;quot;Oh, now it&apos;s all about theoretical positioning. Truly, you do wonders for my reputation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Mine&apos;s in shambles,&amp;quot; Lysias seems more amused by this than anything else. &amp;quot;Life&apos;s more fun that way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham concedes, &amp;quot;It may liven things up. And it isn&apos;t as if I gather most information while in this form anyway.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;May?&amp;quot; Lysias is aghast, &amp;quot;May? I&apos;ve failed so badly at providing entertainment that it&apos;s may?&amp;quot; He collapses into a dramatic pose, as though he were a corpse. &amp;quot;You kill me. May. I&apos;m done for.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham starts climbing to his feet. &amp;quot;Oh, good. Let me go get my instruments before you come back to life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias makes a grand show of twitching in death throes. &amp;quot;There goes my brain. Whatever shall I do.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham makes an informative gesture. &amp;quot;Usually we draw it out through your nose with a hook, and put it in a jar. Do you have any preferences on decorations?&amp;quot; The gesture sloshes rum in his glass, and he gives the drink a stern look, then sits back down again carefully.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias gives this matter a moment of almost grave thought. &amp;quot;I&apos;ve always been partial to starfish.&amp;quot; THen he brightens, and grins, &amp;quot;How about a wolf? Wolves are good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;I&apos;ll get the urn painted up right away.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham has a sip. &amp;quot;Just in case.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias eyes Haytham, grinning. &amp;quot;You&apos;re nearly salivating at the thought.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham looks innocently back to Lysias. &amp;quot;Never. I try not to eat around corpses.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias chuckles. &amp;quot;Probably wise.&amp;quot; He sits up, settles comfortably into his cushion, and just sprawls. &amp;quot;Never know when one might get up and try for a bite.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;To date, that&apos;s only happened...&amp;quot; He stops, lips moving silently as he counts. &amp;quot;...well. It&apos;s a low percentage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias cocks his head, gazes curiously. &amp;quot;I&apos;m not the only one?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;Most of the ones that have tried to bite me were not, precisely, alive.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Ah,&amp;quot; says Lysias. &amp;quot;A list which precludes me.&amp;quot; He grins, &amp;quot;Although I could try to bite you if you insist.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham says, &amp;quot;Oh, I&apos;m not nearly drunk enough for that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias smiles. &amp;quot;I&apos;m not cad enough to take advantage of someone with drink. I shall have to find a way to survive without.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haytham arches a look. &amp;quot;You are the resourceful sort, aren&apos;t you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I do try,&amp;quot; Lysias chuckles, drinking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <title>Dream a Little Dream of Me...</title>
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  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;ljcut&quot; text=&quot;It&apos;s evening, and the seas are calm...&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s evening, and the seas are calm. The ship is the Tempest Rose, but..it isn&apos;t. Instead of the indigo sails, these sails appear to be the color of the sunset, causing the ship to blend in with the sky. Callisto&apos;s seated on the rail, legs dangling over the edge as though she were about to jump, but she seems to be watching the horizon instead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias comes strolling out of the captain&apos;s quarters. His walk is the easy walk of a man well used to the sea, and a ship&apos;s movements. &quot;It&apos;s a beautiful night, isn&apos;t it,&quot; he grins. &quot;Reminds me of the time we first met.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the manner of dreams, she doesn&apos;t show any surprise at the oddness of his presense on the ship, &quot;Yeah...It is.&quot; She responds, glancing over, &quot;I remember you and my brother were playing cards.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Your brother was cheating,&quot; Lysias chuckles. &quot;But it&apos;s just as well, cause so was I.&quot; He comes up beside her, and settles against the rail himself. He carries a bottle of rum, and takes a drink, &quot;Want some?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;We all cheat..it&apos;s part of being who and what we are.&quot; Callisto replies, reaching over for the bottle, &quot;I can&apos;t even remember who won...Did anyone win?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias looks up at the sky, tracing the place where the sails seem to melt against the clouds. He slants another of his characteristic grins, &quot;Oh, he did. You came out around then, and stole my attention from the game. I think he fleeced a month&apos;s worth of my plunder.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Callisto snickers faintly, &quot;I&apos;m sure that you more then made up for it the next.. run.&quot; She takes another swig from the bottle before handing it back, &quot;It was a good vacation..&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;We parted ways soon after,&quot; Lysias waves his hand vaguely. &quot;I went my wa, and he his.&quot; He downs his own long swig, grins, and wipes the clinging liquid from his mouth with the back of his hand, &quot;You know how it is. The tides can change so swiftly.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Oh..yes. I know.&quot; Callisto responds, moving to slide back off the railing, &quot;I know exactly how the tides can change...and swiftly at that.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias turns to face her as she leaves, resting his back against the railing. His lips curve upward at one corner, &quot;Do you ever regret it?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Regret us?&quot; Callisto asks, then shakes her head, &quot;Nah. Never regret. Live life to the fullest.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias tosses the bottle. As it shatters on the deck, spraying rum, blood begins welling from his side. A stab wound? &quot;You know that&apos;s not what I mean.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Callisto frowns, eyes dropping to the welling of the blood. She takes a step back, eyes fixed on the wound, &quot;You&apos;d have done the same thing...&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;It&apos;s possible,&quot; Lysias continues smiling. &quot;I was a pirate.&quot; He pushes off the railing, taking a step toward her, &quot;But that is neither here nor there, is it? Is this really the last thing you wanted to have said to me?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Was?&quot; Callisto asks, stepping back once more, holding her hands up as though to ward him off, &quot;You were boarding the Apple...we had to protect the ship...it wasn&apos;t personal.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Tsk, tsk,&quot; Lysias lifts a hand, and shakes his index finger from side to side, chiding almost playfully. His lips curve, expression matching that playful motion, &quot;You didn&apos;t answer the question.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;No..no I don&apos;t want those to be the last words.&quot; Callisto responds, a faint tone of desperation in the words. Usually, she&apos;s so calm. Collected. Even cocky. Not now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias begins walking, toward her; but each step seems to sap his energy, each move has him beginning to sink down, as though he were moving through a swamp rather than across a ship. &quot;But that was what you did,&quot; Lysias almost murmurs. &quot;That&apos;s my last memory of you, the pain of your dagger, plunging into my side.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Callisto winces, taking a step back, then a half step forward, &quot;I didn&apos;t mean it..&quot; She responds, guilt washing over her face, hands reaching out, but stopping short of grabbing him, &quot;I..didn&apos;t mean it..&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lysias laughs softly, as he sinks down further. The ocean below the ship begins staining red, a stain that slowly spreads outward. &quot;It&apos;s a little too late for that, isn&apos;t it?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Callisto blinks, then throws herself down towards the spot he&apos;s sinking into, trying to drag him back out, &quot;Nonono..Wait!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Lysias is gone, there is nothing to grab but the broken shards of the forgotten bottle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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